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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

No, not a chance

So they tried

share office space ...

What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What goes into writing a great movie script?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Astronomers baffled by mystery object flashing signals at Earth every 44 minutes: 'Like nothing we've ever seen' - New York Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Full ‘Squid Game’ Season 3 Trailer Teases a Wild and Violent End - Gizmodo

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Oracle Stock Surges for Second Straight Day After Strong Results, Rosy Outlook - Investopedia

No way

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Report: Women's sports athletes to file appeal on House vs. NCAA settlement citing Title IX violations - On3.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Astronomers stunned as giant planet challenges what we know about space - The Independent

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

'Disconnected' tyre should force Spanish GP strategy variety - The Race

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Prosecutors seek five-year prison term for Franco - ESPN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

No go.

U.S. braces for heightened threats in wake of Iran strikes - Axios